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tech shack: September 2005

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

windows vista and opera browser

rumor is..windows vista..might be released for free..as an upgrade to WinXP..i hope so..cause..i cant afford to buy it!!and another gud news..opera is free!! 8.5 version has been released..without no ads..n no licensing fee..thats the way all programs should go..go go opera..for me..the best explorer for the internet..by far....

Saturday, September 17, 2005

NURSE!!!

A woman is in a hospital in a coma. After a few days, the nurse notices that every time she sponge-bathes the woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma.
She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and she needs a doctor immediately.
The nurse, upset that her idea had not only failed, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man what happened.
He replied, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked."

opera 8

i have tried..firefox...ie 7..and opera 8...by far..i prefer opera 8...its the simplest...easiest..and fastest...theres a free version..so..get it..use it..leave me a comment..which u prefer...im sure u will agree with me.. www.opera.com

im BACK!!!

at last...im back...with a reliable internet connection..i can at last update my site...firstly..update on IE 7..internet explorer 7...its superb...nice to use..especially the automatic RSS feeder or wat ever u call it..and tab browsing..woohoo..im sure..u can get it at any download sites..etc www.filehippo.com try it out..im sure u will like it....
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